"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
by SethTheMage February 10, 2019
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the fucking number that comes before 70
1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70
by jplar February 14, 2017
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(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE
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A number you dirty minded price of shit
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
by FuckBoiiMcGee March 10, 2016
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A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.
Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."
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Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
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