Nice.
"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
by SethTheMage February 10, 2019
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.
In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.
Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.
Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
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