Urban Dictionary: 69

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"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

by SethTheMage February 10, 2019

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cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

by jplar February 14, 2017

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Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

by Y'all are Stupid October 22, 2019

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A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

by FuckBoiiMcGee March 10, 2016

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A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."

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Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.

Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)

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