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Nice.
"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
by SethTheMage February 10, 2019
Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
6
Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.
In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.
Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.
Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
by iloveawkwardsituations August 31, 2010