When you're charge on your phone or any other divice is 69% you wish to have sex with someone you want. 69
Person 1: 69%
Person 2: lol who do you want to fuck
Person 1: Jessie
Person 2: dude everyone knows she's a slut choose someone else
Person 1: oops it's 68% now
Person 2: lol who do you want to fuck
Person 1: Jessie
Person 2: dude everyone knows she's a slut choose someone else
Person 1: oops it's 68% now
by hehe♡ March 26, 2017
by Ole man rick August 20, 2017
Nice.
"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
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