May 5th is the day you hit someone medium-sized. A medium-sized person can be any height, but the inches in their height has to be ‘5.
by V1ney December 11, 2020
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I have no idea what to wear
Well maybe just wear black, it’s December 5th
And?
That means it’s national wear black day
Well maybe just wear black, it’s December 5th
And?
That means it’s national wear black day
by JamieGorl27 November 12, 2019
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hey happy birthday freddie its your birthday hell yeah its happy birthday birthday day your day of birth september 5th today is the day
by missfarenhite March 01, 2020
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THIS DAY WHERE ALL THE FINE ASS NIGGAS N BITCHES ARE BORN, IF YOU NOT BORN ON THIS DAY YOUR A IRRELEVANT BITCH (;
you were born on january 5th ? YESSIRRR!! i wish i was born on january 5th that’s when all the finest niggas n bitches are born
by real ass bitch 124 November 02, 2019
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Traditional holiday for those who work the 4th of July. Usually involves vast amounts of alcohol, loud music, fireworks, and time well spent with those with who you work with. Often is the drunkest and best day of the summer.
After working on the 4th of July, they decided to celebrate the 5th of July instead.
The 5th of July is the best day ever!
Everyone got trashed this 5th of July
The 5th of July is the best day ever!
Everyone got trashed this 5th of July
by Remmy and AJ October 02, 2005
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People born on this day are lucky, for they are born on grab ass day. They are sexy beasts and most likely super tall and buff. If you date someone born on October 5th, dont lose them, they will get their revenge!
by Noodle hands October 16, 2019
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The day of extreme crackheadery. A day where acting like a complete buffoon is acceptable and encouraged.
by Yeehawbigtiddies October 15, 2019
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