Ava: We need to breakup.
Boy: No! Please?
Ava: Sorry, it's November 5th and my name's Ava

Bro... today is November 5th..
No way I’m gonna hit up Shannon
Bro yessss NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAYY

John: I’m glad it’s November 5th
Jake: Why
John: I get to grab my girlfriends ass without telling her

girlll it’s november 5th lemme get sum dick🤪🤪🤪

Girl:hugs boyfriend*
Boy:what was that for
Girl: it's november 5th duh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH BRUH WHOLE BITCH ON A BITCH
november 5th is jackys birthday 😚

Crush:*takes hoodie off and Lays it down*
Girl:*takes hoodie*

Crush:”where’s my hoodie”

Girl:”I took it cause it’s November 5th”