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biggest band that no ones ever heard of
“Have you heard of 5sos”

Urm no, sing one of their songs”

She looks so perfect standing there–

“IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR”
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by Itsnotholliec January 05, 2020
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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a huge breadstick, a highlighter kitten, a giggly kangaroo and a very squishy puppy.
P1, THE BAND 5SOS ARE SO ASDFGHJKL
P1. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BREADSTICK, GOD DAMN HE IS HOT.
P2. YEAH AND THE GIGGLY KANGAROO IS SO CUTE
P1. DONT FORGET ABOUT THE HIGHLIGHTER KITTEN OML
P2. AND THE SQUISHY PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by calumhood.com June 07, 2016
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5sos, or 5 Seconds of Summer.
You mean those 4 delicious, tall, talented, sex gods?

Yep they are so hot

Hot
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Do you realise how hot they are

AMAZING MUSIC
5sos ayo
by GallchobhairJ January 28, 2015
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An amazing Australian band that plays pop-rock music. The full name of the band is 5 seconds of Summer but they are known as 5sos. It consists of Calum Thomas Hood, Luke Robert Hemmings, Michael Gordon Clifford, and Ashton Fletcher Irwin. This band is NOT A BOYBAND (if you think they are search up the definition of a boyband.) All four of the boys in the band are cute, adorable, and nice. They love their fans to death, and they never let the fame change them. They've been nice lads since the beginning and they still are. They're one of the most loved and popular bands ever!!!
Hey, have you heart of 5sos?

Yeah, aren't they the ones who sang the song She Looks So Perfect (slsp)?
by 5soser May 28, 2015
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Boyband. DO NOT BY ANY CIRCUMSTANCE CALL THIS BOYBAND A BAND. There are obviously 5 members as the title of this boyband is FIVE stilky odd sexies. They all are horny all the time, and the age of the members varies from 11 to 89. The songs are mostly about gay relationships, hairy vaginas, and dick popping sodas. 3/5 of these members have also had past carrieers in the porn industry.

Members:
Luekas Citremmings: 89 years old vocalist, never hits any notes, and always wear his hair down. Married to his guitar which he does not know how to play. Father of the boyband.

Calvin Hoodie: 14 years old asian, taking a part in the porn industry. no further information needed. Teenage dirtbag of the boyband.

Michael Angelo: Drag queen. Used to be actively involved in porn, 16 years old, never laughs and pink is his favourite colour.
Teenage fangirl of the boyband.

Ashtinio iRWINIa: Gay, 11 years old drummer. Married. Plays on his plastic drumset.
Baby of the boyband.

Ketchup: Noone really knows Ketchup's age. Plastic dog, the biggest porn star in 1987 though his fame has sunken since then.
Porn star of the boyband.
omG 5 ES OH ES IS MY FAVOURITE S AHHHHH

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by Frids August 07, 2015
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