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When you subtly talk shit about (or insult) someone’s facial hair between 5:00pm to 5:59pm.
(At 5:05pm) Elli, “Wow! You shave every day and you still look like that?!?!”

Grant, “Way to throw that 5pm Shade...”
by UltraMegaChcken March 26, 2021
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by masokitsune January 17, 2019
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