When something you are relying on consistently lets you down and isn't there when you need it and sometimes will even taunt you with how it is there for others and not for you.(For example when you have been waiting for a bus in the cold for 20 minutes and 2 of the line you are waiting for drive past in a span of 5 minutes on the other side of the street in the opposite direction
by ucberkeley May 01, 2010
by It's_me_Steel July 24, 2021
To claim majority ownership of a "group" thought or joke.
I.E. When during the course of a night several people evolve a funny phrase or thought one individual will yell out "I claim 51%". Thereby they are the majority owner of this new and original thought.
In certain cases, people who had very little to do with joke may claim, or even beg for the 51%...These people are know as a joke lamprey and should be labeled as a 1% (“one percenter”) for that is how much they actually contributed to this new thought.
I.E. When during the course of a night several people evolve a funny phrase or thought one individual will yell out "I claim 51%". Thereby they are the majority owner of this new and original thought.
In certain cases, people who had very little to do with joke may claim, or even beg for the 51%...These people are know as a joke lamprey and should be labeled as a 1% (“one percenter”) for that is how much they actually contributed to this new thought.
by Salmonhq February 13, 2008
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