When a poem, story or book is good in too many ways to concisely describe, it is said to be 50 Shades of Fabulous.

Exactly the opposite of 50 shades of gay, this phrase is quite often used when in the throes of fangirling.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.