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a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.
Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.
by RealNiggaAndar May 31, 2018
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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is enough bb... LMAO
Guy: Yo, my **** is 5 inches!
Girl: That's fine baby!
by emmy_exe November 02, 2020
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When you start thinking about that girl called Samantha you grow five more inches not in height
Guy I started thinking about Samantha and I just grew 5 inches

Cool... walks away
by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 03, 2019
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