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A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants
eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"
by Timmy Heacock July 10, 2008
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Noun: The 4th day of the seventh month of our calender. Celebrated as the day America declared independance from the King. The 4th of july is also celebrated in England, they call it "Fuck-off-Puritan-Day"
1. Happy Fourth of July!

2. 'Ello then, it's Fuck-off-Puritan-Day today isnt it old chap?
by Pepsi X-treme July 01, 2005
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A time to celebrate the country's independence by blowing a peice of it up.
Dude, I got some sweet illegal fireworks for the 4th of July
by Sha nae nae girrrl July 04, 2005
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The day dedicated to blowing shit up and getting away with it.
Man-"Hey, Dude, I drove up to New Hampshire to get some fireworks since they're still illegal in Massachusetts!"
Dude-"Fuck yeah, Man! Let's go blow shit up!"
Man and Dude-"Happy 4th of July, biznitch!
by 5e-784-0jopdfyt09345h April 26, 2009
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is a day when everyone gets drunk and watch tv
i hate 4th of july as my shitty neighbors shout dam ass loud
by lololololololololololol1234 October 06, 2019
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