Someone who had enough money and balls to buy a 4k computer monitor back when they were almost popular, and now thinks they are superior. Such people only watch YouTube videos in 4k or higher, and if the video doesn't support it, they complain about the 'poor quality' and that it hurts to watch the video.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Someone who had enough money and balls to buy a 4k computer monitor back when they were almost popular, and now thinks they are superior. Such people only watch YouTube videos in resolutions at or higher than 4k, and if the video doesn't support it, they complain about the 'poor quality' and that it hurts to watch the video.