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hey, look at them midgets doing 34.5!
by jim May 16, 2004
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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self-sucking. as in 69 cut in half.
Man i am so jealous of alex. hes so flexible he can perform a 34.5. i wish i could do that... i wonder if he would give me a ride in his bed.
by mickamickahigh October 06, 2005
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My girlfriend wanted to do 69, by I was super tired, and I talked her into 34.5.
by BreauxMagnon February 11, 2019
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34.5 is 69 ÷ 2 means only one person does the job
by Dat_Boi_Unity March 16, 2018
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69 but whoever your having it with does all the work or you do all the work
Babe can we do 34.5?
What's that?
69 but you do all the work?
by Scooterrider69 March 06, 2020
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An alternative term for a blowjob, since it is half of 69.
I don't think I wanna 69 right now, but I'm down for a 34.5.
by Old_Wizard August 29, 2020
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