It’s fucking Halloween what the hell did you think it was gonna say? Go get fucking drunk and sleep with your boss, maybe wear a slut costume? I don’t know go do something with you life

If you were born on October 31st, you're perfect.

Any girl named Uma has to give any guy named Isaac a blowjob

Apart from being the day known as Halloween, where children dress up as scary costumes or cosplay characters it is also the national tell your crush you have feelings for them day.

Free Monster Drink from guys called Jack. If you knoe a Jack he needs to buy you a Monster Energy Drink on October 31st.

When you Hurt your shortest friend As much as you can

clown day, a day where boys that play girls can celebrate for being wholeass clowns therefore they can also dress up as them too🤡