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When you are fingering 3 Asian women with only two of your fingers while eating frootloops and having sex with a prostitute from down the block while at the same time getting butt raped by the entire Cleveland brows football team
Person one "Dude! I got to 303rd base last night!"
person two "303rd base?"
Person one *whispers meaning in ear*
Person two *shits pants*
person two "303rd base?"
Person one *whispers meaning in ear*
Person two *shits pants*
by The logical answer March 27, 2015
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005