30 seconds in heaven

^^ 30.s.i.h is a game,
usually played with more than 5 people

you spin a bottle 2 times
who ever the bottle lands on goes into another room for 30 seconds to do ANYTHING.

there are loads of versions of this game like
1min in heaven
3 mins in heaven ect.

Great game!

guy1:boredd
everyone else: same
guy2: lets play a game
girl 1: what game
guy 2: 30 seconds in heaven?
girl 2: oh i love that game
girl 3: same
guy 3: who's first!

by charr... June 22, 2008

30 seconds of hell

One half minute of rough sex, followed by a premature ejaculation.

That chick at the bar is pretty hot.
Yeah, I'd put her through 30 seconds of hell.

by Lothar Yo January 14, 2008

30 Second Sam

A 30 Second Sam is someone who can't control their urges while in class. They masturbate to random girls in class and doesn't bother to conceal themself. Ususally a 30 Second Sam is someone who is a social out cast and is shunned for constant masturbation. The 30 seconds is how long it takes for him to start masturbating and finish. And they like their own sperm. When the 30 seconds is up, it is common for him wipe it in his hair and smell his finger, with a bright red face.

Person 1= "Why is that kid Masturbating in class?"

Person 2= " Oh he is just a 30 Second Sam"

by Black Suns January 11, 2012

30 seconds to mars

An American alternative/emo band including:

Jared Leto (vocals, guitar)
Shannon Leto (drums, vocals)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar)
Matt Wachter (bass)
have released 2 albums:
1. self-titled
2. a beautiful lie
fan base= the echelon
4 symbols to represent the band, also, the phoenix, and the skull seal
pretty much the best band ever, with the hottest guys ever as members

30 seconds to mars rocks :)

by Kait :) January 14, 2007

30 seconds or less

when a man and a women attempt to have sex and climax on an elevator before it reaches the top floor of the building.

dude, i almost didn't make it in 30 seconds or less. the doors opened while i was pulling up my pants!

by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009

30-second tactical

a very fast tactical wank. can be dine wherever you go.

"you bro, i am off for a 30-second tactical"

by Knotvibez January 18, 2023

30 second sam

a chronic masturbator that likes to do his business in class. He "cummed" from Macedonia and now resides in forest lake.

"Look at 30 second sam over there! He's rubbin' it in his hair!"
"oh God he smells!"

by ipromise4ever January 10, 2012