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Someone who fails the first year of college/Sixth form and as a result have to do another year just to complete their 2 year course.
A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.
In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.
A 3 year bastard is the pinnacle of time wasting and no matter how far you go in life you basically died one year earlier than you should have.
In some circumstances choosing to do another year to complete a course you didn't know you wanted to do until the end of your first year can be included in the definition of 3 year bastardry.
Adam: Hey, you going uni next year?
Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.
Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.
Chaperzz: Nah, man I need to complete chemistry A level.
Adam: What!? You 3 year bastard.
by Lycatel July 07, 2010
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005