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3 eyed cry (or three eyed cry) is the name given to a male who is having a wank at the same time is crying his heart out.
The 3 eyes refer to the 2 "actual" eyes and the penis eye- where spunk comes out. This cleverly ties in with the fact that all 3 eyes produce a fluid- whether it be tears or spunk.
It usually takes place when a man is upset and proceeds to cry.. but comforts himself with a wank (whilst still crying obvs)
The 3 eyes refer to the 2 "actual" eyes and the penis eye- where spunk comes out. This cleverly ties in with the fact that all 3 eyes produce a fluid- whether it be tears or spunk.
It usually takes place when a man is upset and proceeds to cry.. but comforts himself with a wank (whilst still crying obvs)
John 1: "OMG... how bad can this day get?"
John 2: "Whadup bro?"
John 1: "I just fell off my BMX and got a splinter in my pinkie"
John 2: "Hahah chode!"
John 1: "Im off for a 3 eyed cry. Sob"
John 2: "Whadup bro?"
John 1: "I just fell off my BMX and got a splinter in my pinkie"
John 2: "Hahah chode!"
John 1: "Im off for a 3 eyed cry. Sob"
by chodetastic January 02, 2011
Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
by blank babushka October 24, 2009