by Darlin' December 22, 2013
Darn, that shooting foul was such 2k bullshit. I cannot believe my team is only shooting 13% in the paint.
by Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds March 01, 2017
A bitch ass nigga who runs through endless screens, suffers from depression, only has friends on the game, questioning sexuality, and throws a temper tantrum when they lose a game. Favorite words are: Greenlight Nation, Green Bean, GREEEEEN, stop selling, we’re coming back.
by StraightFactsCoach June 24, 2018
Ronnie 2k will continue to ruin my life and those that have the same curse.
I fear not of dying by his hand, but I fear of Ronnie me trapped inside my own mortality with little hope. My condolences to those who are experiencing these same irregularities. Godspeed. Since playing his cruel game, I have both gazed upon my God and my Devil.
The self awareness is what pains me the most. I know I’m falling, there’s no point in struggling.
God help me, Satan help me the new game is near. I fear for my sanity, what little I have left
####### ###### got a nice ring to it, I guess every superhero need his theme music. No one man to have all that
P O W E R
I fear not of dying by his hand, but I fear of Ronnie me trapped inside my own mortality with little hope. My condolences to those who are experiencing these same irregularities. Godspeed. Since playing his cruel game, I have both gazed upon my God and my Devil.
The self awareness is what pains me the most. I know I’m falling, there’s no point in struggling.
God help me, Satan help me the new game is near. I fear for my sanity, what little I have left
####### ###### got a nice ring to it, I guess every superhero need his theme music. No one man to have all that
P O W E R
Ronnie 2k is ruining my life
by Itskindagriffin September 02, 2021
A 2k geek is a random that makes 2k list and cares who the top dribbler top sharp top center and other bullshit majority don’t talk to females and try to press you on the internet and the most toxic game nerds you can ever meet.
by iRageYuh June 17, 2018
2k slang is where when people play NBA 2k17 and talk in such a way that nobody understands them. They usually scream and get sweaty using made up phrases.
"OMFG I JUST HIT A GREENLIGHT TURN AROUND J!" -sweaty kid 1
"THAT WAS BS! I PUT THE CLAMPS ON YOU AND RED TAPE"-sweaty kid 2
"2k STRAIT CHEESING US!"-shirtless sweat guy that lives in his moms basement and screams all day1
"There goes the kids again using there 2k slang again"-mom of 2k slang users.
"THAT WAS BS! I PUT THE CLAMPS ON YOU AND RED TAPE"-sweaty kid 2
"2k STRAIT CHEESING US!"-shirtless sweat guy that lives in his moms basement and screams all day1
"There goes the kids again using there 2k slang again"-mom of 2k slang users.
by My name might be Alex January 03, 2017
A horrible, often fatal disease when one wants to destroy their opponent in NBA 2K. It often keeps you up at night and one cannot focus. It is usually after a 2K session where an opponent hit a stupid shot at the buzzer to win the game. Also called a '2K Itch'
by Watson4MVP November 20, 2018