People who are shallow and lack depth to their thinking process. They're often very impressionable, and ironically, very opinionated on subjects they do not have a comprehensive understanding on. They're also very loud. In other words, they have no dimension to their personality and rationale.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.