The age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).

When I turn 29, I'll be the age I'm going to be for the rest of my life.

A child asks his grandma, "How old are you?"
Her reply, "29."
by Ma'lady June 18, 2008
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the "69" for houdinis

Houdinis are of course, spitting on a girl's back, while doing it doggy style and making her think you have ejaculated on her. When she turns around to see what has happened she is then hit in the face with a load of cum. The "2" looks like a person bending down and the "9" looks like a person standing up over the first person
29
by jorgepfan March 15, 2009
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The sexiest bus in the history of buses, also red and white which represents the Kop.

The 29 bus is an automatic legend and goes from Kirkby to Prescot.
Oh lad, I got the 29 today!! ORGY!
by NatCertFamily January 21, 2005
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An alternative way to describe something that does not work

-A number you use when your girlfriend

puts you into friendzone.

-When you are having a shitty relationship
-When your relationship is not a relationship
-Dude, your relationship was so 29
-You got 29ed I can't believe it
by kwstas0011 July 26, 2017
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When a girl is sideways in the fetal position, sobbing and getting it in the ass at the same time.
My girlfriend was a real bitch today, so I had to teach her a lesson with the old 29. She was still sobbing in the morning.
by Ducktownroast November 09, 2019
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29 centimeters. The traditional length of a balisong (butterfly knife). Approxiamatly 11.4 inches, of which the blade makes up for about 5 inches and the handle the rest.
I have numerous cuts on my hands from playing with my 29.
by Fecalator June 22, 2004
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29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale"

The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly.
"I got number 29." Grant said.

"Oh silly," I said, "Don't you know that means? It means you humped a humpback whale."
by toee September 14, 2006
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