People born on the 26th of august are most likely the youngest in their year. They tend to have brown/ blonde hair and usually hazel eyes. Many people born on the 26th are very pretty and underrated in terms of humor. The excel in school but are also very good at sports and pretty much everything they try. However, the do not like showing affection and have a very short temper so do not piss them off! Other than that they are perfect.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."