Today is fruity day! Be fruity to all of your friends, and bf/gf!

On September 26, we will honor Shitass. Shitass is not the fucking best speedrunner and he shits and he shows his ass.

The 26th day of September, girlfriends of each man are under the obligation to give them a sloppy blowjob/deep throat job as celebration of love and affection from a warm hearted woman who's close to our deep feelings.
So give your man a good blowing to show your passion to him

April 26 is National Lesbian Visibility day!! So if you know any lesbians let then know that they are seen and are human like the rest!!

National help a horse day. Go to the store and buy horse treats. TREAT YOUR HORSE LIKE THERE ROYALTY AND THEY MAKE THE RULES!!!!!!

April 26th is the day the weirdest, most f*cakes up people are born.

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