It's the National Make A Baby day!!

National kiss your ( fake or real) wife/ girlfriend day

National kiss your ( fake or real) wife/ girlfriend day

national throw your shortest best friend day

National hit a vsco girl day, this is the day you can hit a vsco girl without getting in trouble (obviously they can’t hit you back) make sure to shove a straw up their ass and sksksk another straw down their throat

international SHUT THE FUCK UP day. all types of annoying people should stfu so we can have a day in peace.

October 24th is national slap a football player day, find your closest football player and slap them right across the face