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noun; a short girl who weighs no less than 240 lbs. Can consume 3 times her body weight.
The 240 shorty preys on drunk frat boys.
by chandizl December 10, 2008
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
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A short girl who appears to weigh no less than 240 lbs.
drinking zima will put you in bed with a 240 shorty.
by maletero November 29, 2008
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noun; A short woman that weighs no less than 240 pounds. Usually found smoking a burrito like a cigarette and manages to acquire skinny, passive aggressive men that are unable to speak for themselves.
trucker paulsen found a 240 shorty... a match made in fat-heaven.
by chandizl December 01, 2008
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