"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
by Rob_Ertje January 22, 2020
22nd January is David appreciation day.
on the 22nd of January you should appreciate all the David's in your life and everything they've done for you.
on the 22nd of January you should appreciate all the David's in your life and everything they've done for you.
isn't today david appreciation day?
yes, yes it is we should go appreciate a david
22 January is a day to appreciate davids
yes, yes it is we should go appreciate a david
22 January is a day to appreciate davids
by chonkspeed64 November 02, 2020
by michaelptth August 28, 2021
On the 22nd of January, the big foreheads were born. Plot twist they also have no eyebrows...
The ones born on this date have a lot of guys texting on her phone, the bigger the hoop the hoe. (sometimes with a heart too)
But when you'll get to know her, she will open her heart up and love you.
Shes always late to class.
The ones born on this date have a lot of guys texting on her phone, the bigger the hoop the hoe. (sometimes with a heart too)
But when you'll get to know her, she will open her heart up and love you.
Shes always late to class.
The 22nd of January being defined.
#1 Dude "Ohh you saw the new girl"
#2 Dude "yeah she seems like a baddie"
#1 Dude "Shes not, I was with her last weekend, she was born on 22 January"
#1 Dude "Ohh you saw the new girl"
#2 Dude "yeah she seems like a baddie"
#1 Dude "Shes not, I was with her last weekend, she was born on 22 January"
by Sara the cow November 11, 2019
by sad_kermit October 18, 2019
It's a day were all the sweetest people are. They are loyal and they care about their friends and family, and they have a very big heart. They are really nice and they are the people that you want to hang out with all the time.
by Forknife208 December 14, 2019
January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.
Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”
You: *Wink*
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”
You: *Wink*
by Chrispbaconn October 29, 2019