Friend : dude it's 2053 it's been 10 years, are you sure getting arrested for 78th time for creeping out a girl thinking she's your girlfriend is worth it?
Me : Yes, and now I have trust issues thanks to 2043

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak