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The last year with teen in it for the rest of our lives unless your reading this in 2113
Yoo my dude its 2019
by Jake peralta___ January 10, 2019
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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The Rise Before the Fall. 2020 is the worlds largest pisstake
Me in 2019: Best year ever!
2020: were 8 months in and weve had a threat of war, Australia has caught fire and There is a worldwide pandemic.
by Oh its MR MVP?! SIMP!!! August 02, 2020
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We thought this was the nadir of the entire century. Boy, we were wrong.
Person: 2019 sucks! 2020 is going to be a much better year.
Time traveler: I wouldn't say that if I were you.
by &qwertyuiop& March 23, 2020
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- Kids From 2004 - 2006 Will Be In High School.
- Kids From 2000 - 2001 Will Graduate To College. - Mario Bros U Deluxe is coming out so um, Be Prepared for tons of Bowsette Hentai.

- We MIGHT Finally See the FF7 Remake as Square Enix finished making Kingdom Hearts 3.
- Animal Crossing is coming out and so is BattleToads holy shit dudeee.
- We're gonna start discussing the 2020 Election. (Kanye Please Don't)
- RIP Club Penguin for the second time

- Next Gen Consoles might be slightly shown, So Don't Go On Discord~!

So basically we have a few more months, Hopefully it's more interesting than 2018.
Gamer: 2019 funni xd
by koreangamerpolice October 08, 2018
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The year that will end the shitty streak of bad years which started from 2016 to the end of 2018 and everything will probably go back to normal. because

A. The year of the worst generation of teenagers will graduate High School
B. Dabbing and Fidget Spinners will die FOR GOOD
C. The war between the Normies will end

D. Vine 2
E. Toy Story 4
F. Jake Paul and Logan Paul Will loose fame
G. Clickbait will probably die out
Or long story short 2019 will be a great year
Chuck: Ugh 2019 will be shit
Chuck after 2019: THAT WAS GREAT
by TheAllMightyChihuahua April 19, 2018
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