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2018

One word. Fortnite

2018 will be remembered as the year when nobody would shut the fuck up about Fortnite.

by Dubiks August 23, 2018

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May 29 Word of the Day

Mercury retrograde

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.

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2018

hopefully better than 2017

here's to 2018!

by MahDuD3 January 01, 2018

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2018

A year of disappointment. After a shitty year (2017) we were all hoping that this year will be to be a year of improvement for the human race , but we were all wrong. Not even halfway through the year and I've already given up.
January: Logan Paul Suicide Forest and North Korea

February: Parkland School Shooting
March: Brazil Removed Amazon Rain Forest Protections/ Earthquake in New Guinea
April: Waiting for something bad to happen

Me(2017): I hate life.
Me(New Year's Eve): Can't wait for a new start

Me(January 2nd, 2018): I hate life again.

by _King_Daniels_ April 10, 2018