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The traumatic reign of the dab, water bottle flip, fidget spinners, and slime
Just thinking about 2017 gives me PTSD!
by Bitcharoux November 24, 2018
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The year I'm writing this in
It's not the beginning of 2017 but it's almost the end. Like if you are reading this in 2018 or above
by Flashtj216 September 22, 2017
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Jake Paul, Net Neutrality ,Dabbing, Crappy Memes, Trump, Did I mention Jake Paul already?
Person: 2017
Other Person: End my life
by LordRafox December 31, 2017
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The year of oversensitive 9-13 year olds using “DANK MEMES” and talking about having sex and smoking weed, Trump, North Korea, Kim Jong Un, Las Vegas shooting, crime skyrockets, terrible movies, the “laughing crying” emoji, songs that still go on about drugs and sex with no real meaning (most songs have been this way for the last 12 years), and overall just a terrible year. Good riddance.
Tyler: “2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and now 2017 have all been terrible! Five bad years in a row!”
Ryan: “Nah, only 2016 and 2017 were bad for me. If cell phones didn’t exist today’s kids would be more social.”
by q543frodomar April 28, 2018
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Donald Trump will become president, a shit-ton of new movies are coming out, and it's going to go by just like every other year. Jesus people, if the world didn't end in 2012, it's not going to happen in 2017. Trump getting elected is not "the end of the world".

And next December the same dumbasses that looked up 2017 on here will be looking up 2018.
2017 is the year I finally fulfill my New Years' resolutions. Yes I know I said the same thing about 2016, but I mean it this time.
by Sentinel Stark December 19, 2016
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The year that was born out of the ashes of 2016 which had so many stupid things.
thank god 2016 over, maybe now i can rest now that 2017 has started
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) expand dong December 31, 2016
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