Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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2014 is 2 years after the end of the world which didn't occur in 2012. 2014 is 100 years after World War I which started in 1914. Also the year where people will believe 2pac will come back alive because of some Machiavelli bullshit but that shit is less believable than the 2012 hoax and Y2K scare put combined. He got shot...end of story. Obamacare 2014 will probably kick in, pissing off alot of businesses. the news will say that the economy is fucking awesome all while the super best friends at the FED do all they can to debase the currency, causing more inflation and fuck up the economy some more. Most likely some dumbass people will believe that an asteroid will hit earth. Also according to the Chinese Zodiac, the Year of 2014 is the Year of the Horse. Winter Olympics are held in Russia. FIFA World Cup held in Brazil. The Hobbits will be in theaters in 3D!!The completion of One World Trade Center should be around this time as well. In the Anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion the story is set in the year 2015 so we are just one year away from an Angel attack.
Guy 1: 2014 is gay! when are we having another end of the world year?
Guy 2: Well, Marty Mcfly gets on the delorean time machine with the doc in the year twenty-fifteen so we should be good another year.
Gut 1: GAY!
Guy 2: Well, Marty Mcfly gets on the delorean time machine with the doc in the year twenty-fifteen so we should be good another year.
Gut 1: GAY!
by Adamantflame April 14, 2013