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A limpdick cocksucker who ventures into PvP in RuneScape who falsely label themselves as good because they spend countless hours asking friends for bots, and countless hours using them, just to get some gay-looking sword. This generation of inbreds is the worst to plague RuneScape, one mother's credit card at a time!
Typical 2011 Pker:

Fuck friends man, my mom gave me her paypal information. All these DDawS programs I can buy now to get these electronic gold pieces! You can call me Super Faggot.
by Hluah August 17, 2011
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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