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Person A: Hey i like your outfit today
Person B: Thanks
The following day
Person A(with friends): That outfit makes you look like a clown
Person B: Your so 2-faced .Yesterday you said you liked my outfit
Person B: Thanks
The following day
Person A(with friends): That outfit makes you look like a clown
Person B: Your so 2-faced .Yesterday you said you liked my outfit
by Meandefinitionsof people January 29, 2017
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A person who may be your friend but makes the decision to turn and talk about you behind you back. You may think they are your friends but you find out they had been talking about you. It is never good things it is negative thing that get spoken about you.
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Jennifer: Hi Lauren have you seen Lucy around lately?
Lauren: No. I though you weren't her friend.
Jennifer: No, what made you think that?
Lauren: She told me she didnt like you and your annoying and loads of other mean stuff
Jennifer: What?!
Lauren: Yeah. Shes 2-Faced.
Lauren: No. I though you weren't her friend.
Jennifer: No, what made you think that?
Lauren: She told me she didnt like you and your annoying and loads of other mean stuff
Jennifer: What?!
Lauren: Yeah. Shes 2-Faced.
by EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!! October 16, 2015
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A generally nasty term to describe someone who is nice to a person, perhaps a friend and then gives them abuse without that person knowing. Can often also be known as "back stabbing" Most often done by girls.
Hooker: "Your good at this" ;-)
Jason: "Thanks, it's my first time"
*The next day*
Bob: "So how am I doing?"
Hooker: "Better than the last guy anyway, he was terrible"
*Later that day*
Jason: "Hey Bob, how was that girl i told you about."
Bob: "She was good, said you wer terrible though"
Jason: "What! She's so 2 faced"
Old Woman 1: "Oh your table cloth is so lovely." :-O
Old Woman 2: "Yeah its my grandmothers. :$ family heirloom."
*later*
Old Woman 1: "Did you see old woman 2's table cloth? disgusting."
Old Man: "Yeah.. who even likes old woman 2?"
Jason: "Thanks, it's my first time"
*The next day*
Bob: "So how am I doing?"
Hooker: "Better than the last guy anyway, he was terrible"
*Later that day*
Jason: "Hey Bob, how was that girl i told you about."
Bob: "She was good, said you wer terrible though"
Jason: "What! She's so 2 faced"
Old Woman 1: "Oh your table cloth is so lovely." :-O
Old Woman 2: "Yeah its my grandmothers. :$ family heirloom."
*later*
Old Woman 1: "Did you see old woman 2's table cloth? disgusting."
Old Man: "Yeah.. who even likes old woman 2?"
by McCandyman March 08, 2009
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Someone who has 2 Faces.
Someone who pretends to be your friend and then does everything to make your life a living HELL.
Everyone who says what they think to KOE.
Also,everyone who tells a girl she's pretty when she's ugly,thats also being a hypocrit and 2 faced.
Someone who pretends to be your friend and then does everything to make your life a living HELL.
Everyone who says what they think to KOE.
Also,everyone who tells a girl she's pretty when she's ugly,thats also being a hypocrit and 2 faced.
Random French Person: Fuck off, when you talk with someone, im not ur friends who got 15 or 14 years old ya know? U can talk with my litle bro, dont talk with ME. Don't be 2 Faced.
by Bandalho May 19, 2008