The day you can walk into anybody’s house you want and take all the food you want

if you are with your bf on this day you have to make out. there is no exceptions

the best day of the year. lots of big dick men are born that day. their cocks are unusually large and they KNOW how to use it to make you have the best orgasm ever. they're also intelligent and funny .

the guy has to slap that girls ass....you know who she is, and kiss her as long as you want, thing is she isn’t aloud to pull away 😏

National Pickle Day

It's fucking vigin awareness day, what the hell did you expect, national Kanye day?

National give your friend a N-Word Pass day.

(In honor of "Make your on Dumbass Hoilday on Urban Dictionary Day")