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When your screwing an ugly chick and you pat a bag over her head plus another one just in case the first one breads.
I smacked that booty all night long, but that ho fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch. She was a real 2 bagger.
by Big Playa Andrew Gates. August 31, 2006
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Where a girl is so ugly you put a bag over your head and a bag over your head so while you're fucking her if her bag falls off you don't have to see her
This chick I was banging was so ugly she was a" 2 bagger?" A bag over my head just in case hers fell off.
by sassydiva July 30, 2015
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