The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.
"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"
by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019
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a saying said when its 2 am and you wanna talk to someone bc you cant sleep
tot: 2 am wanna play?

šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘ : no
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The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
by Maha_Vailo January 31, 2012
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The time of morning when you are most vulnerable. Feelings are almost always revealed at this time
2:00 am Who do you love?
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A 7-minute short adult student film created by J.G Quintel in 2006.
I watched 2 in the am pm with my friends.
by superworddude May 16, 2014
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Little durty faggit kids who sit outside the am 2 pm smoking all day.
STEVE: Know callum that fuckin dirty pinner mark bitch.
Shea: Yea isn't he one of those Am 2 Pm Kids?
by Am faggots January 18, 2007
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A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it
Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound

Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight
by Bean plant February 12, 2020
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