Ella’s birthday. No one ever celebrates or gives her presents. Ella is a loner. Ella is stupid.

Ellie’s birthday. Don’t celebrate. Throw her off a cliff. Ellie is stupid. Ellie is a loner.

The day where every time you see your girlfriend you have to kiss her on the lips, it doesn’t matter where you are. It’s better if it’s in front of people because it shows that you care about her and are not ashamed to be with her.

If you don’t do this then your girlfriend has to break up with you

NATIONAL SKIP SCHOOL DAY No matter what don't go to school and if you do go to school. Skip classes or dont listen to your teachers

November 19 is national hug your crush day!!!! You get to hug your crush on this day don't be scared!

National Girlfriends Day!

if you have a girlfriend (which you probably dont if your reading this) take time on this day to show you love them, otherwise your an asshole!

One of the most exciting dates in recent history: the date that the 7th Harry Potter move comes out.