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The absolute unstoppable douchebag worship of anyone owning a 1911 pattern .45 ACP pistol. The 1911 Boner will downplay and humiliate any other handgun owner's weapon if it isn't the magical 1911 .45ACP.
Cody: Dude, check out my new Beretta .40S&W!
Stone: Eh, it doesn't have enough stopping power, it's crap. Look at my Springfield 1911.
Cody: Man, your 1911 Boner is showing.
Stone: Eh, it doesn't have enough stopping power, it's crap. Look at my Springfield 1911.
Cody: Man, your 1911 Boner is showing.
by CodyTexasUSN February 03, 2011
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005