18 years

(n) The length of time some woman has control over your assets after you knock her up.

She wouldn't get an abortion, so now the bitch has my wages garnished for the next 18 years

by Playa N March 3, 2006

18 year old

The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult

Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!

by I am cool 2015 January 4, 2020

18 years old

When someone turns 18 years old, they are legally an adult.

She is 18 years old!
Cool!

by IronFox y’all November 17, 2019

18 Year Old Pussy

The Freshest Legal Pussy out there

This knot is tied, tighter than 18 year old pussy.

by Jesus FREEEEAk November 19, 2009

18 year old girls

A female human in between the ages of 17 and 19

Person 1: Look at the 18 year old girls!
Person 2: How can you tell they’re 18?
Person 1: They’re not 17 but younger than 19.

by Communist Nazi April 16, 2018

She’s 18 years old somewhere

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.

Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018

18 in dog years

She was.

Perv: she was 18 in dog years!
Police:

by ABoiWithANovelle(: February 11, 2021