Its National Asshole Day!

Nows the time to acknowledge all the assholes in your life.
Sophie: Hey is July 16th!

Isaiah: Ok?

Sophie: Its National Asshole Day

Isaiah: And?

Sophie: You're an asshole
by Harassment1234 November 14, 2020
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the day two teenagers fell in love.

(usually named ell and molly)
*july 16th 2020*
“will you go out with me?” molly asked

“:0...i-...yes.” ell replied

“i love you molly.”
“i love you too, so much.”
by peanug November 15, 2020
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National give your partner your shirt or hoodie! They haven’t told you this but they really would like one from you and they will love you even more then they already do (which is A LOT)! If you got this sent to you they REALLY REALLY REALLY want your shirt/ hoodie!
you: “hmmm OH today is July 16th! i should send them this!”
your partner: “WOW! i didn’t even know that was today! sure i will give it to you when i see you today!”
by fvckschool101 July 15, 2021
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