The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021
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Cole: Yo do you think Jake will have his first kiss today? I mean it’s April 15th..
Henry: Oh yeah national first kiss day! But nah I don’t think so he’s still a pussy
Henry: Oh yeah national first kiss day! But nah I don’t think so he’s still a pussy
by John joe mama April 10, 2021
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by THICCERS October 16, 2020
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April 15th is Randy appreciation day
Because Randy Tran is the best mom I could ask for and hes cute and adorable and hot at the same time and his personality is amazing and if u happen to know a randy tran give him a kiss. No not literally bc I'll stab u jk
(I'm not kidding)
Because Randy Tran is the best mom I could ask for and hes cute and adorable and hot at the same time and his personality is amazing and if u happen to know a randy tran give him a kiss. No not literally bc I'll stab u jk
(I'm not kidding)
Joana: Randy lemme suck ur dick since its april 15th
Me: Try it and I'll cut ur nonexistent titties off
Me: Try it and I'll cut ur nonexistent titties off
by Uglythotyeehaw April 13, 2019
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by booty doesn't matter April 15, 2020
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April 15th
Sung to the tune of "Close to You"
by The Carpenters.
"On the day that I was born, the angels got together and decided to create a Bitch come true!
So they sprinkled moon dust in my hair and golden starlight in my eyes of brownnnnnn.
That is why all the boys in town.. follow Liz (that's me!).. all arounnnnd.... Just like Steve.. they long to beeee close to meeeeeee!
Sung to the tune of "Close to You"
by The Carpenters.
"On the day that I was born, the angels got together and decided to create a Bitch come true!
So they sprinkled moon dust in my hair and golden starlight in my eyes of brownnnnnn.
That is why all the boys in town.. follow Liz (that's me!).. all arounnnnd.... Just like Steve.. they long to beeee close to meeeeeee!
Not only is April 15th Tax Day, but it's also the day the Titanic sank... 😢 Now on a good note, April 15th is also the day that I was born!!! 💕
by iLizard June 18, 2020
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by April 15th April 14, 2021
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