Girls born on this day are the sexiest bitches you will ever meet. They are usually tanned, with huge tits and a great ass. They are fiesty but kind and super sexy. Supermodels on the outside but on the inside they are insecure and shy. These are a golden gem that you can’t lose. However, she will most probably reject you because she will be searching for her love of her life that hasn’t come to her yet, so she’ll spend her time ignoring you yet becoming obsessed with you if you stop bothering her. Treat her like a princess dude.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."