(n). symptoms of this disease include adding -nm to the end of every post, posting after declaring your last post, and posting pictures of Lambeau and those damn fudgepackers to the north.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.