Give some one who is having a hard time with anything a long hug and tell them it will be alright -day.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

National masturbating day. Masturbate at least once today.

They are weird but nice.