When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count
Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '
by Testing12345 October 23, 2017
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Another term for the city Nashville, TN oftentimes used by author and sports columnist Hunter S. Thompson. It refers to what the Yankees called Nashville in the Civil War era, when Nashville was apparently the "Syphilis Capital of the World." Hunter S. Thompson writes, "Nashville is a river town with a long and sleazy history. It was a capital of commerce before the Civil War, when it became a vicious war zone and a swollen mecca for gamblers and prostitutes. The population doubled during The War, and most of the newcomers had Syphilis."
Rob: I think I'm going to Nashville to get a record deal.
Jim: Okay, man, but be careful. It's the City of 10,000 Whores.
by CallItFriendo October 17, 2010
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Continually slapping an unsuspecting victim in the back(usually in between the shoulder blades)in a motion that is similar to a drumroll.
Guy:I can't beleive that asshole slapped me in the back continually like that!!!
Dude:You just got 10,000 hands you stupid pile of shit corn!!! hahaha
by Shaun March 13, 2004
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If someone has a 10,000 lb hand they are rather adapt at getting females to go down on them.

Think of it this way, if there is 10,000 lbs placed on the back of your head, you ain't goin anywhere but down.
Wait, how'd you get a room full of virgin nuns to give you head?

I've got a 10,000 lb hand man
by herb311 March 24, 2005
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Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.
"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."
by Churms Grazinsky October 16, 2020
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An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!
by Revort July 17, 2008
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When a man jumps out of a jumbo jet at 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute, lands on a trampoline, then lands on to a fence nearby smashing his testicles.
"hey man, did you hear, that skydiver forgot his parachute and he did a 10,000 foot ball smasher in mr. jenkin's yard"
by pingas pete April 14, 2010
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