Urban Dictionary: 1/2 and 1/2

half a hand job followed by half a blow job

Yo mumma dished out 1/2 a wristy then politely finito wit 1/2 a buenny j (1/2 and 1/2)

by Ticketyboo's mate potsy August 22, 2015

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When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.

I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.

by Jdex August 07, 2010

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Used when checking a microphone for proper function. Can also be used as a enduring greeting for Dubbstep.

"Mic Check 1 2 1 2"
"Dubbstep 1 2 1 2"

by TWOHANDS March 15, 2015

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i, 1, 2, 1/2, 6

i want to have sex.

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by californiagurls May 19, 2010

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I 1 2 1/2 6

A stupid joke middle schoolers use to get someone to say I want to have sex

Hey! read this

i 1 2 1/2 6

YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX!?! GROSS

by My name's Bobby joe December 09, 2015

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If you said it means I want to have sex

1)I 1 2 1/2 6

2)oh do you

by I google everything May 25, 2019

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