What someone texts you if their phone is on one percent, they can't get to a charger, and they are nice enough to inform you why they won't be potentially texting you. Could also be used as an excuse not to text someone.

the act of texting people while you are pooping

A segment of the population (and originally the biker population) defined by behavior that is morally incomprehensible to most people. A common (and by some accounts required) 'feat' to earn "%1" designation: To have eaten a woman out while she is on the rag.

Also, refers to the known killer(s) within a biker gang by it's members. Though this is falling into disuse.

1%'s most common meaning is simply "crazy", with the specific connetation of an unknown hidden deeper direction of the one who is 1%.

A segment of the biker population, comprising about 78.3%, that imagine themselves to be outlaws.

A nickname given to a person who does the following

*Whistles way too much
*Says random annoying things just to get attention
*Constantly tries touching you
*Has weird lame obsessions (EX. Charlie brown/Superman)
*Is super tall (kinda giraffe like)

someone that is most likely in a bikie gang that sells crack cocaine. These people can be seen in 21 jump street and in rough neighbourhoods all around the world.

A piss weak attempt to pick someone up (liking a photo or a lame comment)