Fucking thick asss dick

Traditionally thought of as a ratio of 1 to 2, or a 50 % chance at something, the 1 out of 2 refers to an extreme type of diarrhea. It feels and has the sounds effects of a number one, but exits from and smells like the number 2. ( see butt-piss)

Liquid Poo. A mixture of solid and liquids forming a runny mess.

half a hand job followed by half a blow job

Used when checking a microphone for proper function. Can also be used as a enduring greeting for Dubbstep.

used in every urban dictionary example sentence. literally no one would have the conversation these guys bring up

Reference to Fight Club, whose two first rules were both 'Do not talk about Fight Club'. May be used for anything secret, particularly an organization or group of some sort.